Tom Cruise may have looked like an idiot on Oprah, but if we were bedding Katie Holmes, we'd be doing back flips off our sofa, too. Holmes -- whose star turn in Batman Begins hits DVD stores this week -- bares her Dawson's Creek D-cups in the psychological thriller The Gift. The gift in this movie is the topless footage of Holmes's natural knockers, as she plays a schoolteacher's fiancée. Her husband-to-be (Greg Kinnear) catches her leaving the home of another guy (Keanu Reeves). He asks her to take her clothes off, and she obliges, stripping off her white shirt to reveal perfect, natural breasts. Note to self: Shoulda watched Dawson's Creek. Kinnear accuses her of cheating on him, and she admits it, telling him, "We're through," in a weird Southern accent. She scuffles with Kinnear, her bouncing boobs in desperate need of a sports bra. Turns out she's half-right -- she's through, once Kinnear gets done with her.